Listening to: "Walkin On The Sidewalks" Q.O.T.S.A.
Take a look at my ninja llama badge...
... Doesn't it look like my llama has a Guy Faux mask and a strap-on dildo?
Taking a closer look I have learned that what was mistaken for a strap on is actually a katana. Still trying to figure out wtf is up with the face...